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To justify the enormous costs in private donations, grants and tax dollars we have created an extensive exhibit area where visitors can view various artifacts and artistic renderings that cover our research.
Located near Black Cliffs National Monument, the Carbon Cirrus Research Facility contains the world's foremost research into the Gydeshi and Gyrati civilizations that lived thousands of years ago in the Middle East. Led by Dr. Herald Kydak, our archaeological teams have located and continue to analyze the amazing artifacts now on display at Carbon Cirrus.
Come visit us and see for yourself the results of your contributions!
Above: Artifacts from the main excavation site in the Negev Desert. Below: Relics from the Negev, along with a model recreation of Gydeshi architecture.
The Vyrys Gift Shop features puzzles,shirts, posters, vaccinations and replicas of archaeological artifacts. You can also purchase maps and simulations of the various research sites, and of course you'll want to get a case of our biggest seller: New Product Smell cologne and perfume! You can even buy seeds to grow your own parasitic architecture (just remember to keep it away from small pets)! At the Vyrys Gift Shop, there's something for the whole family! Remember, your contributions enable us to give you a better tomorrow, today!