Teleportation

Can you imagine the convenience of being able to move back and forth across your home or work area? The TP-2200 Teleportation Toilet is bleeding-edge technology for only the most sophisticated man-caves. By using the associated Landing Pad, the 2200 telepotty enables easy transport of oneself over distances of up to 200 feet. Distances of up to 500 feet may be obtained if the destination is a second TP-2200. The TP-2200 is perfect for emergency egress and/or uncoordinated evac.